 Friday, May 25, 2007
Carl Pavano
In violation of yogic principles and thinking positive thoughts, I was unfortunately compelled by Yankee radio broadcasters John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman Wednesday night to think about Carl Pavano for the first time in a month. Pavano had four medical experts review his arm and all agreed that he needs Tommy John surgery. This will keep him out for the next a year and a half through the end of his four year contract.
Therefore, in Pavano's four year Yankee "career" which will end after his contract ends in 2008, he will have been paid $8 million for each of his five wins or $40 million total.
Say what you will about Roger Clemens but he at least isn't driving around Florida getting into accidents with his supermodel girlfriend and then trying to cover it up. If you want to be angry, be angry at Pavano.
For the sake of the Yankees, let's hope insurance covers his salary. Let's hope I can get his ex-girlfriend's phone number. 
Posted by a hopeful Tank in NY.
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