Editor-in-Chief and PermaGuest Outlaw Jack informed me a moment ago that the Red Sox traded Manny to La-La Land. Wait, he already resides there in the theatre of his mind. 
Manny wasn't traded to the Packers as he recently joked below.
Seriously, I waited posting until the dust settled. The Mets dodged a major bullet as Manny was rumored to go to the Marlins. I am just glad he is no longer with the Red Sox as he almost always kills the Yankees. Thank God/G-d/Buddha/Allah/Creator of your choice!
Where is Omar before the Trade Deadline? Was he asleep at the wheel or being held hostage by other teams for F-Mart and other prospects? If the Mets don't make the post-season this year, I will personally pay for Steve's cab ride to Citifield to swear him in as the Mets new GM. Of course, I'll blog about it.
Posted by a partying Tank in Tradeville.