Welcome back to the world's greatest kids games played by adults, Co-Ed Disco Crisco Twister. Sunday's contest was held at Henrietta Hudson's, a West Village lesbian bar. I have never been to a lesbian bar before but do so for loyal readers like you.
DJ Skintight starts off with "Get down on it". Marilyn from Team Boobgrabbers and Aaron from Team Fabulous are the two most ferocious. Marilyn says she is going win because she is "a lesbian" and Aaron says
he is
going to win because his stepmom is Puerto Rican. (BTW, Happy Puerto Rican Day!). As the music stops and
Aaron has the advantage by being on the chair first,
Madelin tips the extra high bar chair and Aaron and his chair down to the floor. And you thought I played Musical Chairs rough. Aaron is thankfully not hurt.
Tiebreaker: Ever the gentleman, Aaron concedes to Madelin.
Boob Grabbers 1, Team Fabulous 0.
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Team Virgins versus Team Dana:
DJ Skintight spins Queen's classic "Fat Bottom Girls", I make the
Final Four and the last player on Team Dana.
Valerie from
Team Virgins win the point.
After Game #1, Team Boobgrabbers - 1; Team Virgins - 1; Team Dana - 0; Team Fabulous - 0.
You have to pass the orange from one person to another while keeping the orange tucked between your neck and chin. The orange can not hit the floor
or you have to go back to the beginning. Team Boobgrabbers versus Team Fabulous:The orange drops between the jumping jacks and basketball bounce for Team Fabulous. Church rocks the house as the beer anchor leg and leads Team Virgins to victory.
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Team Dana versus Team Boobgrabbers: I am the beer drinking leg so you gotta an idea of how this is going
to go. It actually didn't even get
that far as the orange fell on the transfer between
Alyona and myself.
Team Dana loses to Team Boobgrabbers who now have two points.
It's the same drinking game from yesteryear. Take a drink,
flip the cup, and then go to the next player, etc.
The players are practicing in this photo. Team Virgin versus Team Boobgrabbers: Team Boobgrabbers are talking lots of smack. Nelly is
an enthusiastic Puerto Rican woman who taunts her male and female opponents alike to beat her in Flip Cup. "Mira!" indeed.
DJ Skintight spins Ace Frehey's classic "New York Groove". Allan has trouble flipping the cup. Timeout because lots of newcomers need to clarify the rules. They needed to continue
going down the line instead of celebrating with one another.
"You are strong!" Nelly shouts to her Boobgrabber teammates as the action is restarted.
Team Boobgrabbers almost lo
st their big lead but wins the match.
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Team Dana versus Team Boobgrabers:
Some people go home to watch the Sopranos Finale (ending sucked) and the NBA Finals (the Spurs won in a rout), so the teams consolidated and most everyone (except me) likes drinking.
Everyone wants to play. Since I am "the world's heaviest lightweight drinker", I am not picked for this game.
On the other hand, Church is recruited into the game for his drinking prowess. Without fail, Church chugs his beer to start the game.
Two unnamed competitors in the middle were bogged down in flipping the cup.
Team Boobgrabbers wins and is up to four points.
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Game #4: Name That Tune: Self-explanatory.
"We're Not Going to Take it Anymore" by Twisted Sister. Since no one knew it right away, I led the group in song and everyone picked it up a moment later.
"
Tainted Love" by Soft Cell. Everyone knew it right away and we sang it together.
"
Runaway Train"
by Soul Asylum."Good
Thing" by The
Fine Young Cannibals.
"Ice, Ice, Baby" by
Vanilla Ice.
"Faith" by
George Michael. Allan, Tiana, and I lead the bar in song.
"Twist" by
Chubby Checker. I am the only one who knew this. Come on people, I am not that much older than you. It's a classic
made even before I was born.
I didn't have a clue on the next two songs nor did anyone else.
"Party All the Time"
by Eddie Murphy. Game #5: Co-Ed Disco Crisco Twister:
The main event. Tiana, Valerie, Shea, and Nelly
are first to the mat.
Right hand blue
Right foot red
Left foot yellow (Nelly falls off.)
Left hand blue
Left foot green (Valerie is showing off her yoga skills and staying on the mat with ease.)
Left hand green
Right foot yellow (Nelly claims Valerie is cheating with socks on. Dana rules that it is harder with socks on.)
Right foot red (Tiana is distracted
by beautiful bodies all angles but
somehow soldiers on.)
Right hand red (Valerie's advantage is that she is tall and flexible.)
Left hand blue
Right hand green
Left foot red (Shea slipped and Tiana couldn't do it.)
Valerie is the champion. Joseph asks her how she won, "I'm sorry I'm flexible."
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Wife versus Wife Match:
Nelly and Julia have been together for a few years now
but go to the mat in some friendly competition.
Right foot yellow ("No fighting" Dana tells them to leave it for Amateur Female Jello Wrestling on
Father's Day, June 17, at 8 p.m. at Crash Mansion. We'll be back at H
enrietta Hudson's for Amateur Female Jello Wrestling on Sunday, July 29.)
Left hand yellow
Right hand green
Left hand blue
Right hand red
Right foot blue
Left hand green
Left foot red
Left hand green (Nelly slips and is eliminated.
Julia wins the battle of the wives.)
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Person without a name tag wins the drink ticket.
Final Score:
Team Boobgrabbers - 4; Team Virgin - 2; Team Dana - 0; Team Fabulous - 0. Congratulations Team Boobgrabbers!