Friday, August 10, 2007

Disco Crisco Twister at Arlene's Grocery this Sunday, August 12, at 7 p.m.

Next Event: Sunday, August 12, 2007 @ 7pm

Dana Sterling presents:
Disco Crisco Twister

Join us for a night of fun, games and live music!
Come with your friends and play as a team,
or just bring yourself and we'll
introduce you to your new teammates.

with special musical guests:


Alternative funksters The Vinyl Stash


Bringing the fun electro stuff: DJ Skintight

Live at Arlene's Grocery
95 Station Street (between Ludlow & Allen), NYC.
Subway: F to 2nd Ave.

21+. Admission: $8.

Questions? Email danasterling@gmail.com.

$5 advance tickets available at jellowrestle.com,
or by RSVPing to rsvp@annierock.com.

Buy advance tickets on PayPal for only $5!

Posted by the Tank in NY.



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  Thursday, August 09, 2007

Happy First Birthday SteveAndTheTank.com
Yesterday marked the first of hopefully many birthdays for SteveAndTheTank.com.  Yes, the concept began Memorial Day 2006 when Steve and I interviewed Linda's Mom.  Of course, this was off-the-cuff but it was our first pilot show.  We then finalized the SATT name during the Team InfoSys departmental outing at the Brooklyn Cyclones game on July 29.  I then registered the domain name a few days later and Steve posted an introduction to the world and then the first full post a year ago today.
 
Though lots of work (this is the 368th post), it has been fun and I want to thank everyone for their support especially Steve for co-creating, believing in, and maintaining and hosting the website.  Who thought we would have thought we would have covered everything from baseball and football to jello wrestling and pillow fighting or lasted as long?  I have met childhood heroes like Dave Winfield and Walt "Clyde" Frazier and a supermodel.  All in a years work for you, our loyal readers. 
 
Mucho mega thanks also go out to Linda, her Mom, PermaGuest Outlaw Jack, Dana "The Queen of Jello Wrestling" Sterling, Brian Van, Colin the Karaoke King, Melanie, Captain Zorikh, The Doom Maidens, JH, PG, Rod, Medford Bob, Score's Mike, White Fedora Mike, LI Mike, "Johnny Versace", Super Twin Gil, Maria, Director Steve, Buffalo Steve, Vermont Bill, Brooklyn Brant, MTA Ray, and all the other people who have made SteveAndTheTank.com a success.  Last but not least, Steve's girlfriend Kathleen deserves special recognition as she says she doesn't believe in us but deep down, I know she really does.  "Don't Stop Believin'" Kathleen!  :-)
 
Posted by a grateful Tank in NY.


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  Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Barry Bonds' 756*th home run
The most hallowed record in sports, the home run record, was broken last night in San Francisco.  Under a cloud of allegedly using steroids, Barry "Steroid Boy" Bonds broke Hank Aaron's record of 755 home runs against the Washington Nationals.  Mr. Aaron's absence told volumes as he and everyone else "knows" that Bonds abused steroids.  Some have criticized Mr. Aaron a while for not following Bonds around.  Why should he?  Mr. Aaron encountered racist death threats before breaking Babe Ruth's record in 1974.  Bonds allegedly cheated to break the record Mr. Aaron risked his life to set.  I wouldn't show up to dignify it.  Would you?  Exactly.  Ever the gentleman and probably under lots of pressure from Major League Baseball, Mr. Aaron compromised and sent in a very carefully worded congratulations via video.    
 
On the bright side, congratulations to Mets fan, Matt Murphy, wearing a Jose Reyes jersey for catching 756*.  I hope a collector gives him lots of money for the historically tainted baseball. 
 
I hope and pray that A-Rod or someone else breaks Bonds' record soon.  I'll go as far as throwing 500 batting practice pitches to David "Big Papi" Ortiz in a single game so he can break Bond's record.  If Bonds doesn't retire at the end of the season, we'll see if the federal government will indict him as reported next month. 
 
Posted by a disappointed Tank in NY.


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  Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Redemption at the Pro Football Hall of Fame Ceremony

Six NFL greats were enshrined into the Pro Football Hall of Fame this past weekend in Canton, OhioIncluded is Thurman Thomas of the Buffalo Bills who is 12th on the all time rushing list.  Thurman changed the game by catching passes out of the backfield on a regular basis.  For me, Thurman was the biggest cog in the great Bills offense of the early 1990s which included Andre Reed and Jim Kelly.  Thurman was my first and only NFL jersey until I bought Reggie Bush's jersey last year.  Congratulations to a great player who finally got his due.

Congratulations are also in order for fellow inductees Bruce Matthews, Charlie Sanders, Gene Hickerson, and Roger Wehrli!

Saturday night's induction ceremony was highlighted by none other than the Playmaker, Michael Irvin.  Michael had a great career for the 
Dallas Cowboys including three Super Bowl championships included two over Thurman Thomas and my beloved Buffalo Bills.
                   
Michael also weathered a number of off-the-field issues including drug related issues which he referenced during his speech.  Michael wept when talked about going to the threshing floor to asked "God, why must I go through so many hills and valleys?"

He asked his family for forgiveness and told his sons to be like his teammate,
Troy Aikman, who was/is a model citizen.  It took a honest and humble man to put someone else ahead of him in front of the whole world.  Michael thanked his wife for being there "for better, or worse."
                                           
Michael's redemption was due to his spiritual advisor, Reverend T.D. Jakes
, and his Mom's faith.  She raised 17 children and said that there would be better days.  Saturday night was one of those better days.
      
Michael left us with words to live by "look up, get up, and don't ever give up."
                      
Posted by an inspired Tank in NY.



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  Monday, August 06, 2007

Glavine Wins His 300th Game
Tom Glavine became only the 23rd pitcher and fifth left hander to win 300 games in the Mets 8-3 win at Wrigley Field last night.  Given pitch counts, relief specialists galore, and other reasons, Glavine maybe the last pitcher to win 300 games.  Randy Johnson is next closest at 284 wins but back issues and surgery has ended his season and possibly his career.  Mike Mussina won his 246th game yesterday but has been running out of steam for the last couple of seasons so he maybe at the end of his career.
 
Congratulations Tom!  See you in Cooperstown.  
 

Photo courtesy of the Mets.com Flushing Flash.  Posted by a happy Tank in NY.



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  Sunday, August 05, 2007

A-Rod Finally Hits #500

A-Rod became the youngest player at 32 years and eight days to hit his 500th home run yesterday against the Kansas City Royals at the Stadium. 

I hoped to witness it Friday night but glad that he got it out of the way on Saturday and focus on a run to the playoffs. 

Congratulations A-Rod and may you catch up and overtake Barry Bonds ASAP!  God Speed!

Posted by a grateful Tank.



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  Saturday, August 04, 2007

A-Rod Tries to Hit #500 and Be Like Robert Redford in The Natural

A-Rod is going for 500 home runs in the Tank's latest visit to the Stadium Friday night against the Kansas City Royals.  He has been stuck at 499 home runs since July 25.  A family sitting near me hopes that A-Rod hits #500 to them.

He grounded  out in his first attempt so they'll have to wait a while longer.     

Cano hit a solo shot with two out in the second inning to right field.  Yankees 1 - Royals 0.
                  
Royals tied it at 1 in the top of the third.

Jeter walked with two outs in the third.  A-Rod doesn't hit a home run in his second at bat but he doubles and Jeter advances to third.  Matsui grounds out to first to end the third.
                                    
Duncan singled to center.  Cano also singled to center.  Phillips' bunt advances the runners to second and third.  Molina hits a sacrifice fly to left field.  Duncan tags third and goes home.  Yankees retake the
lead 2-1.  Damon hits a ground rule double to third.  Cano scores and the Yankees lead 3-1.  Cabrera grounds out to short to end the inning.  At the end of four, Yankees lead 3-1.

The natives are getting restless in the fifth as A-Rod is walked with one out.    

Dotel gets the hook after he walked Cano on four pitches to start the bottom of the sixth.  Ryan Braun relieves him.  Philips singles to left.  Molina bunt goes to the pitcher who throws to third to force out
Cano.  Damon walks to load the bases.  Cabrera's hit goes off Braun's foot into the stands.  It is scored a double and the Yankees take a 5-1 lead.  Jeter is walked and the bases are loaded for A-Rod.  A-Rod flies out to right but Damon tags and scores.  The Yankees lead 6-1.  Matsui flies out to end the sixth. 

After the leadoff man got on in the eighth, Wang is pulled but gets a standing ovation as he walks off the field.  Wang threw 98 pitches giving up one run on seven hits in 7+ innings.  Myers and Vizcaino finished the inning.  I am pictured below with some Taiwanese fans after the game celebrating Wang's win.

Molina grounded out.  Damon got on first on an error.  Cabrera singles.  Jeter hits to second and KC tries to turn two but the ball is wild.  As A-Rod comes to the plate with two outs in the eighth, storm clouds roll in, the rain returns to the Boogie Down Bronx as it poured before the game, and the thunder crashes.  Will A-Rod hit his 500th home run off the top of the stadium lights as Redford did in "The Natural"?

The remaining crowd rises to its feet to cheer him on.  "The Natural" theme song goes in my head.  Others around me start making the same reference.  As the crowd grows to a fever pitch, A-Rod flies out to right to end the eighthgame.  Darn it!  But Mariano came in the top of the ninth to get some work in and to insure the Yankees 7-1 victory.

Posted by the Tank reporting live from Yankee Stadium in the Boogie Down Bronx.



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  Friday, August 03, 2007

Jello Wrestling at Arlene's Grocery this Sunday at 8 p.m.

Hello Sportsfans!

This Sunday, after months of bar hopping around lower Manhattan, Jello is coming home to Arlene's Grocery! We're super excited to have Trauma Team in their debut Jello performance (we can't believe it's taken us this long to get this awesome band!), and Kickstart is back for an encore show. Both bands share a very beautiful drummer, Ms. Bloody Mary, and it happens to be her birthday - Make sure you come by to wish her happy returns and don't forget to RSVP to get reduced admission at the door!



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Amateur Female Jello Wrestling this Sunday at Arlene's Grocery!
"The whole night is a sticky tour de force of feminism at its bustiest best. With names like: Tinkerbelle,; Acid; and Lady Venom, these ladies tongue firmly in cheek are blazing a trail of gender equality with class cascading out of their cleavage and pride pouring forth from their pantaloons." -BrooWaha.com

Come support our feminist fight club!

Dana Sterling Presents:
Amateur Female Jello Wrestling
Sunday, August 5, 2007
Arlene's Grocery

95 Stanton Street (Ludlow & Allen)
Subway: F to 2nd Ave.
8:00pm Show, 6:30pm Wrestle Lesson (wrestlers only)

with musical guests:
Rowdy rock n’ roll misfits: Kickstart,
The punk-rock horror of: Trauma Team,
& The Copy Cat himself, DJ Xerox (of Hipster Travel).

Hosted by Allan & Veronica Vicious.

21+
Admission: Girls who wrestle: Free,
Girls who choose not to wrestle: $5
Boys who come with girls: $10
Single boys: $20 (Get it? Bring a girl!)

Get $2 off admission with RSVP to rsvp@annierock.com.

Hey Ladies, want to wrestle? RSVP at danasterling@gmail.com or 917-653-5674, and show up at 6:30 for the mandatory free Wrestle Lesson!


(This is a woman founded, woman managed event)
(No Jello was harmed in the making of this event)
www.jellowrestle.com

Posted by the Tank in NY.



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