Short answer: no.

The rumors and speculation are starting already. Omar wants Santana. So will he trade Reyes for him? He is more likely to trade Beltran (the Twins need a center fielder) than Reyes. (I would say that Reyes and Wright are untouchable.) Omar will lose in the Santana sweepstakes to either the Yankees or Red Sox. He will start looking elsewhere, that that means to Billy Beane.

NY Newsday says that Omar will be at Billy Beane's mercy if he wants Blanton or Haren. I disagree. Omar has the ultimate chips: Aaron Heilman and Lastings Milledge. Beane really likes these two Mets and while the price maybe high, it will be a fair deal to bring a Haren to New York. Since the Mets will lose out to the Yankees or Red Sox for Santana, Haren will have to be in their sights.

Next week starts the winter meetings. With a thin free agent market expect the hot stove to be real hot this year.

Posted by Steve in Vancouver.

Mets Analysis (MLB)

Wednesday, November 28, 2007 10:39:16 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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The Yankees and Twins are in very serious trade negotiations over Johan Santan reports show. An anonymous Yankees front-office official told the NY Daily News that the Yankees have been engaged in on-going trade talks with the Twins since the general managers' meetings, which took place earlier this month in Orlando, Florida. The Twins almost certainly would want center fielder Melky Cabrera and a handful of prospects in return, a pitching prospect that the Yankees may not be willing to give up. If I were a betting man I would put Santana in pinstripes next year.

Posted by Steve in Vancouver, BC.

Yankees Analysis (MLB)

Tuesday, November 27, 2007 7:59:37 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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My cousin's friend, Zoran, and I arrived at a near empty Madison Square Garden to watch the semi-finals of the NIT Season Basketball best of 16 team tournament this past Wednesday evening.  Perhaps the Knicks' pathetic performance on Tuesday evening against the Golden State Warriors scared away everyone except the hardiest of basketball souls like Zoran and myself.  Steve and Kathleen would join us later.
                             
Zoran and I made the most of it as the Texas A&M Aggie Cheerleaders warming up kept us going.

The Aggies pulled away late in the game to win 77-63.
          
Steve and Kathleen finally arrived for the main event, Syracuse versus Ohio State, in the nationally televised game. 
        
I rarely root against the Buckeyes but I must focus on the young Orangemen, the home area team of my early years.  The Buckeyes were in the National Final last season and I picked their point total exactly, 75, but Florida scored 84 instead of 73.

Syracuse and Ohio State opened hitting three point shots but the momentum turned when Eric Devendorf was called for a senseless technical foul.  Ohio State drew away as the first half closed and took at 42-34 lead at halftime.

"If you're not excited by this, go home and watch knitting," Steve said to Kathleen.  I hope this tension was NOT caused by me putting Steve on the spot to propose to Kathleen two night's earlier.
                       
As the Ohio State cheerleaders cheered during halftime, Kathleen and I discussed some Kirsten Dunst's best pre Spiderman work in the cheerleading classic "Bring It On".  It's a story of Dunst initially sternly leading a "cheerocracy" and having a change of heart later in the movie.  I won't ruin it for you if you haven't watched it but it is an important
reference point for tonight's post and a good movie too. 
                   
Kathleen is opposed to cheerleaders because of so-called lack of athleticism.  She originally refused to be quoted for SATT but later said that they "[a]dd no value."
                                                         
Though Kathleen enjoyed the movie, she doesn't like cheerleaders in general and Ohio State's in particular.  I politely disagreed as part of my gentlemanly duty and rushed to the defense of cheerleaders.  I think they have to be in great shape to jump around and do cartwheels.  I'm athletic but could you see me doing splits?  No and I don't think you
would want me too either.

After halftime's fascinating halftime debate, both teams retake the court for the second half.  Syracuse makes a 9-4 run until the 16 minute (15:47) TV timeout to 46-43.                                    
                                 
Steve dislikes chairs on the court.  No, we're not talking about former Indiana Coach Bob Knight who used to throw chairs onto the court during games.  But, Ohio State takes chairs on court to meet with greater privacy during the timeout.  Steve is also against the drafting non seniors.  Given my stand against cigarettes and Steve's stance against drafting non senior athletes, we maybe targets of assassination attempts from the tobacco lobby and the NCAA and pro leagues, respectively.  Our administration may be short lived, it will be one based on patriotism and principle.  We have the guts to make the tough calls that other candidates don't because we are real New York baseball fans and they answer to special interests not the people.  Steve's tenure maybe shorter than mine as he has called for a ban of all dogs in NYC.  This will no doubt force Linda to sick her dog Jake on Steve.  For the record, I am a pro-dog, especially Jake who looks like my boyhood dog Simon.  However, I will step up dog curbing enforcement as I almost stepped in a huge dog pile walking down Columbus and 81st Street the other day.       
                                                                      
The game restarts and Syracuse can't hit any shots.  Darn it!

But before you know it, another TV timeout. 
   
"The six pack of Gatorade is wrong!" Steve screams out as the Ohio State water boy carries plastic bottles of Gatorade to the players.
                                               
"No cooking utensils on the court!" David a Syracuse fan near us yells.
                                                   
Back to the action.  Steve wants the Buckeye free throw percentage written up.  It's about 100 percent so I ask him to stop paying attention to it and it thankfully drops to 70 percent.   

Ohio State hits a three point dagger to make it 67-52 with 8:02 remaining in the second half.

Another TV timeout.
                                                    
The Ohio State cheerleaders retake the court including Brutus the Buckeye and male cheerleaders.  You may not like male cheerleaders but it's the law that Steve and I will be elected to enforce.  It maybe a strange reverse interpretation of Title IX.  If you don't like male cheerleaders, vote Steve and The Tank for Vice President and President, respectively, and work to get it changed.  Thank you very much for your support.
                                      
Brutus the Buckeye does one armed pushups to the chagrin of Kathleen.  "Someone needs to kick the sh*t out of the chestnut," Kathleen added.  Has she been drinking?  Is she jealous?

"Let the chestnut play for two minutes," Steve said with the hopes of his lack of vision would let the Orangemen back in the game.
                                  
Back to the action.  Eric Devendorf finally hits a three point shot to close it to 72-60.  Devendorf is a good basketball player but no Gerry McNamara, a recent Cuse star who went on to play professionally in Europe.  McNamara single handedly carried the Cuse to the Big East Tournament Finals with clutch shooting in the 2005 and 2006 which I witnessed first hand.  Devendorf has to stay within himself, increase his free throw percentage, and keep his cool.

David's girlfriend Erica weighs in on the cheerleading issue as she thinks cheerleaders "just make noise and are not synchronized."

Ohio State unfortunately holds on and wins the game 79-65.
       
Bottom Line:
                      
"Skin or skirts?" Steve from South Tennessee in front of us said.  Tennessee Steve is referring to the fact that the NIT Finals will feature the "skin" of the Texas A&M cheerleaders versus the "skirts" of Ohio State.  (Postscript: Texas A&M won 70-41 on Friday.)
               
Texas A&M and Ohio State won and they had cheerleaders while the Huskies and Orangemen did not.  Therefore, the evidence suggests that my argument is correct and Kathleen's is incorrect.  However, it is a small statistical sample.  Therefore, I must travel the country interviewing cheerleaders to see if they add value. 
 
Youth voting levels are low and this is a perfect opportunity to meet young voters and get their vote as I run for President.  I will also conduct important in depth research to prove or disprove Kathleen's premise.                                         
                                           
In the meantime, I appreciate all beauty -- outer and inner, as my buddy Tony Robbins taught Jack Black in the movie "Shallow Hal".  Therefore, I may ask all the female Buckeye female cheerleaders to marry me.  In the spirit of equal time, I will also propose to all the Aggie female cheerleaders pictured behind me. 

Posted by the Tank reporting live from the world's greatest arena, Madison Square Garden, in NY.

College Basketball | Live!

Sunday, November 25, 2007 6:58:14 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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Every American boy dreams of being a major league baseball player when they grow up. By the time they reach high school and can’t throw at 80 mph or hit 70 mph pitching most kids give up and then figure out that they can be a General Manager. At this time of year and at the trade deadline, everyone is a GM. Being a General Manager is very hard. Steve is going to play Mets GM today. As opposed to everyone else, Steve is slightly less unqualified than the general population as a GM because he:

· Worked for real GMs of two NFL teams

· Has an MBA and understands numbers and business

· Worked for the Mets for 10 years and is not star struck

· Worked on Wall Street for a few years and is not nervous around large deals

· Manages overpaid programmers-they remind him of overpaid ball players

· Actually read Moneyball

So Steve thinks he can be GM. Here goes!

Jose Reyes

No Steve is not about to move Reyes. But something was wrong with Jose Reyes the second half of the season. He stopped running ground balls. Stopped playing hard. This started exactly the time when Rickey Henderson arrived. He played that way too. Steve’s first action when he occupies the GM office: Fire Rickey Henderson and give Willie free reign over picking his coaches.

Starting Pitching

Pitching wins pennants. And ask Josh Beckett, it also wins World Series. Everyone blamed the bullpen for the Mets collapse. The bullpen was ok, it was just overworked since the starting pitching was not up to par. If the Mets are going to wipe the smerk off Jimmy Rollins face, they need a major starting pitching upgrade. An ace. A stopper. A Josh Beckett. GM Steve would go not for 1, but two under 30 200 inning a year studs. This will hand the Mets the NL title and make them a force to be reckoned with for years. This is what Steve would do:

Talk to Billy Beane and trade Aaron Heilman and Lastings Milledge for Dan Haren. Then turn around and trade for Johan Santana giving up Philip Humber, Mike Pelfrey, Carlos Gomez, and a prospect for. Haren and Santana each had 15 wins this past year. Haren (76) even allowed fewer earned runs than Santana (81) as he posted the third best ERA in the AL at 3.07. These guys pitching in the National League with the Mets lineup will easy be 18-20 game winners.

Opening day rotation will be:

· Johan Santana

· Dan Haren

· Pedro Martinez

· John Maine

· Oliver Perez

Wow! Take that Jimmy Rollins!

Is Steve GM sacrificing the future to win in 2008? No! This rotation will have 4 pitchers under 30 years old, Santana and Haren are an upgrade from Pelfrey and Humber and only a few years older. With Green gone in the outfield, Endy Chavez becomes an everyday player and there is Fernando Martinez waiting in AAA to platoon with Alou along with Easly.

What about the bullpen?

GM Steve would trade for one more middle reliever and hope that the new rotation will not tire out the bullpen. Moving el Duque to the pen to replace Heilman will give the pen some depth and composure and the return of Duaner Sanchez will take some pressure off younger kids like Joe Smith.

This is the plan to win a World Series in the last game every played in Shea Stadium.

Posted by Steve in New York

Saturday, November 24, 2007 9:40:41 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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Last Week's Recap: I was 5-1 last week and 35-12 on the season.

This Week's Fearless Predictions:

#15 Hawaii wins at home against #19 Boise State.

#8 Virginia Tech wins at #16 Virginia.

#3 West Virginia wins at home against #20 Connecticut.  Ohio State needs help from the Huskies.

#4 Missouri wins at #2 Kansas.  The Curse of being #2 in the BCS continues.

Local Picks:

#24 Cincinnati wins at my beloved Orangemen.

Written by the Tank and posted by Steve.

College Football | Predictions

Friday, November 23, 2007 12:09:06 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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Last Week's Picks: I was 2-1 with the loss coming from the Jets pulling one out against the Steelers.  I am 13-8 on the season.

This Week's Fearless Picks:

The Jets lose at Dallas.

The Bills lose at Jacksonville.

The Giants win at home against the Vikings.

Written by a grateful Tank and Posted by Steve.  Happy Thanksgiving!

NFL | Predictions

Thursday, November 22, 2007 9:20:58 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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