 Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Happy Birthday Steve!
Today marks Steve's birthday and I think he is celebrating it in Egypt.
For my birthday last year, Steve offered to shave my head like David Wright. I won't do that to Steve. However, if he wants to contribute hair from his next haircut to my upcoming hair transplant, I would greatly appreciate it. 
Wherever you are bro, I hope you enjoy the day!
Posted by The Tank in NY.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Manchester United Versus Arsenal
JH, Tony, and I got together at Clancy's on 52nd and 2nd this past Saturday to watch an important match, Manchester United versus Arsenal in the fifth round of the FA Cup. It was a pleasant distraction from steroids and preparing taxes.
For the uninitiated, Man U versus Arsenal is like Yankees versus the Red Sox. In fact, Man U had a cross sport marketing agreement a few years ago with the Yankees and NJ Nets.
Tony and I bonded instantly as we are both Man U fans. JH is a great person and friend but is an Arsenal fan. However, we agree on watching world class soccer.
J.S. Park missed on a cross at 13 minutes. Darn it!
Rooney finished on a header at the 16th minute. Man U 1 - Arsenal 0. Yeah!
No one likes Lehmann, the Arsenal goalie. He's a dirty player.
"Your steak and eggs are ready!" the bartender yelled from the bar. Hey, I have to eat too.
Fletcher scored on a header from Nani in the 20th minute. Man U 2 - Arsenal 0.
We had a spirited discussion of SWAGS - Soccer Wives And Girlfriends. In our small and unscientific sample, the French have the best SWAGS in this small sample. J'accord! Agreed!
Rooney couldn't finish on a brilliant cross from Fletcher in the 34th minute. Darn it!
Nani's goal in the 38th minute passed an outstretched Lehmann. Man U 3 - Arsenal 0.
During halftime, I informed Tony of my partial ownership in Ebbsfleet United. My fellow owners and I plan to take Ebbsfleet from the English Fourth Division and take them to the highest heights of global soccer.
We all agree that Nani should stop diving.
Rooney almost added more goals in the 47th and 49th minutes.
Eboue of Arsenal was given a red card foul on Ezra. Ouch! Buh bye.
Not be outdone, Rooney was given a yellow card to Rooney in the 61st minute. Let the ball go Rooney!
As boneheaded as Rooney can be at times, he just missed on the 62nd minute. Nice block by Lehmann. Hey, I am a former goalie and have to call it as I see it.
JH's friend and co-worker Sheila stops by in the 68th minute. Very nice!
Fletcher scored his second goal in the 74th minute. Man U 4 - Arsenal 0.
As the camera pans the crowd, I thought I saw my friend Manchester Sam in the arena. I met Sam at the 2005 Great Wall Marathon.
Adebayor gets a yellow card for a real bad flop in the 76th minute. The announcers were incredulous.
Nani juggles just like they teach at the Brasilian soccer school for kids in Riverdale. Man U won 4-0. Yeah!
Posted by The Tank reporting live from Clancy's on the East side of Manhattan.
Monday, February 18, 2008
Combat in the Cage: 9th Strike, Part 1 of 3
I would like to take this time to note that Steve gave me a t-shirt with a Norwegian saying on the back that his Norwegian friend would not translate for us. However, he did laugh at us a lot. Can one of our Norwegian readers get in touch with me to translate so that I know exactly who I am offending when I wear the shirt? Thanks. OK, on to the battle tales! Fighting was in there air at the Greater Newark Boys' & Girls' Club in Newark, Delaware. I’m not quite sure when they removed Newark from New Jersey and placed it into Delaware but I’ve been to Newark New Jersey and I’m not so sad to see it go. The drive was about 3 hours from Queens NY to Newark DE. 
It felt like 2.5 of those hours were spent getting through the Lincoln Tunnel. I was accompanied by Freddie “Bad Intentions” Barfield, a.k.a. Fred Nice. Fred came to take photos of the fights and of course, the women! We were in Delaware for a night of mixed martial arts (MMA) at Combat in the Cage: 9th Strike. This event was the best event that I have been to in the Combat in the Cage series. The line went around the building and the parking lot was packed out. Thanks to the promoter Ed Hsu, I was able to skip the line and get my press pass. It’s good to know people! There were 21 fights in all and I have to go on a date later so I can’t write them all up today. This will be the Part 1 of 3 and you’ll get the other two parts over the next few days. And yes, my date is very hot! See below: 
Bout 1
Bantamweight (135 lbs)-MMA
Philip Jean
vs.
Andrew Ham Ham opens with a superman punch and then a throws a good knee. Jean gets a takedown. Jean gets off a slam. On the ground, Ham attempts and arm bar. Phil gets a reversal and gets a takedown. Ham throws on a tight kimura lock that forces Jean to tap out. Ham wins by Ude Garami (a.k.a. kimura lock) at 1:54 in round 1. Bout 2
165 lbs-Muay Thai
Suneagle McNeely (Choice MA)-blue
vs.
Malik Kamara (Daddis FC)-red Kamara came out in full Thai garb; a Thai headband, music, and traditional "Whai Ko" ceremony around the cage. I don't know what that translates too but I'm pretty sure its "one who is about to get his teeth knocked into the front row." First round was pretty uneventful. A Weird thing happens right before end of round one; Kamara goes down, gets up holding leg and limps cage side. Must have been a cramp or something. Round 2 starts with McNeely's friend screaming "punch him in the face Sunny." McNeely lands vicious shots, bullying him all over ring, gets a big knockdown. Crowd goes crazy. McNeely stands back up, Kamara gets battered and "Sunny" knocks him out sending Kamara flying across the cage. McNeely wins KO in round 2. Bout 3
150-Muay Thai
Mark Caserta (Jacks Kickboxing)-blue
vs.
Jackson Galka (Daddis FC)-red Galka comes out with the same Thai headband that Malik Kamara was wearing. We all know how that went. I immediately predict he gets abused like one of those contestants on The Moment of Truth. I note to myself that this Thai dance should probably be replaced by a Hulk Hogan like ring entrance to get a better crowd reaction. As the fight starts, I notice something that I've never seen before. Caserta is wearing headgear and Galka is not. I immediately switch my prediction to Caserta. To open round 1, Caserta takes a powerful kick to head. He is so lucky for that headgear. The rest of the round is slow. In between rounds, A "Sponsored by Thaisportgear.com" announcement is made. The guy who owns Thaisportgear.com was sitting right behind me and I give him props for supporting this great event. Round 2 has a lot of Thai clinching going on and is also kind of slow. Round 3 begins with both fighters coming out swinging. Mark gets the better of the exchange. Galka delivers a series of hard knees. Caserta answers with a flurry of hard punches and kicks. As round ends, Galka slams Caserta... Too bad it’s a Muay Thai fight and slams don't count. Caserta wins by split decision. Bout 4
Bantamweight (135)-Muay Thai
Akil Walker (Semper Fi MMA)-blue
vs.
Tim Van Duyke(Jacks Kickboxing)-red Walker mean mugs Van Duyke in the center of the cage and refuses to touch gloves. He looks like someone stole his lunch money when he was 6 and he’s been holding it in inside for all of these years. My moneys on him. The round opens with Van Duyke slamming Walker. Van Duyke throws kick and punch combos. Van Duyke slams him again. Again, keep in mind slams don't count in a Muay Thai fight. Van Duyke has a shirt on and I'm reminded of a fat kid in a pool. What’s up with that? Another first. 
Van Duyke is doing some dirty boxing when the round ends. Round 2 starts with Van Duyke slugging it out. Both guys look very tired. Round 3 begins with a good leg kick by Walker. Van Duyke gets a Thai clinch and lands three vicious knees and a flurry of punches to the head. The ref steps in citing fighter safety. Van Duyke wins at 36 seconds in round 3. TKO by ref stoppage due to strikes. Bout 5
Featherweight (145)-MMA
Anthony Losorelli (Bushi Karate)-blue
vs.
Kyle Jacoby (XFC)-red Anthony comes out to More Human than Human by White Zombie. Kyle comes out to Rage, Killing in the Name... I am all fired up and I want to fight everyone in the event center at the same time. Round 1 opens with Jacoby attempting three takedowns and gets pushed aside like a bull in a bullfight going for the matador and getting the red blanket waved in his face. Jacoby finally gets a takedown. Losorelli throws on a triangle. Losorelli wins! Jacoby gets up with blood pouring out of his nose. Losorelli wins at 1:27 of round 1 by triangle choke. Bout 6
Featherweight (145)-MMA
Josh Rudinski (Primal Fighting)-blue
vs.
Jerome McLane (Simrell MMA)-red McLane comes out to Eminem and gets a huge crowd pop. He lands a flurry of vicious shots to open round 1. The two go down and they fall McLane puts Rudinski in a guillotine and pulls guard. Rudinski has an arm in but the choke is very deep. Josh goes to sleep. It takes him one full minute to wake up with the ref holding him up because he was completely limp. McLane wins at 32 seconds of round 1 by guillotine choke. Bout 7
175-MMA
Charlie Joseph (Renzo Gracie)-blue
vs.
Joe DiFranco (Daddis FC)-red Joseph's nickname is "Fight Monkey". If you think that is funny, go see him and let him know. Wear a helmet, elbow and knee braces, and bring a weapon. Actually, it probably still wouldn't matter. This guy has devastating power as you'll find out in a second. Round 1 is one of the most entertaining rounds I've seen in an MMA fight. "Fight Monkey" Joseph fights with his hands totally down, continuously taunting DiFranco. This is usually not a recommended practice as you leave your chin susceptible to being punched out like Glass Joe in Mike Tyson’s Punch-out. It is very easy to get knocked out like that unless you are extremely talented or extremely luck. Joseph is bobbing and weaving at angles that would be hard to duplicate by most fighters and he kind of reminds me of the boxer Prince Nassim Hamed when he was in his hay day. Joseph keeps knocking DiFranco down, picking his punches with devastating power and accuracy. These are "one and dones" as in after you take one of these punches to the chin, you’re done for the night. Joseph lets DiFranco get up after he knocks him down four times by four separate bombs and Joseph is really swinging for the fences here. Joseph keeps waiving his fingers at DiFranco like Morpheus in The Matrix (fast forward the following link to 1:02)"... Video Here Joseph slips on a guillotine and cinches it in from the guard position. DiFranco taps and afterwards gets up bleeding from his nose. Joseph wins at 1:23 of round 1 by guillotine choke. 
Stay tuned for Part 2 of 3 to find out who the crowd hottie of the night was and to see what happened to see “Ill” Al Iaquinta, who defended the lightweight belt that he won during my initial fight blog foray. Posted by Jason Nocco in the water gap as he awaits Johan Santana’s cy young award ceremony later this year.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Why Congressional Hearings Are Ok
The Tank (and everyone else I know) oppose Congress investigating the Steroids and HGH issue in MLB. The Tank even wrote a dramatic piece on it saying he wants a tax refund. Most people say that the government has better things to do. I am a laissez-faire guy, one who thinks that less government is better and one who thinks that government regulation of business is in general bad. A capitalist at heart. Baseball is a business, a private business. I testified in front of the US Congress telling them to leave Microsoft alone 10 years ago. You would assume that I am opposed to the government holding hearings about MLB, right? Wrong. Private business is suppose to regulate itself, make sure that it provides a fair environment for competition, a good marketplace for consumers, and follows the law. I believe in government intervention in two scenarios: monopoly and market inefficiencies. Market inefficiencies exist in business all the time and the government has the expectation to come in and defend the consumer or workers. A good example of a market inefficiency is automobiles. Without governmental regulations, we would all be driving cars running at 15 miles per gallon. A market inefficiency exists in MLB with large markets and small markets and MLB tried to address that on its own. While the solution is not perfect, I am in favor of the luxury tax since it represents the industry self-regulating. That is the free market at work. Yankee fans who complain (and Mets and BoSox fans who will soon be complaining) I tell them, think of the alternative: Government controls over MLB payrolls. Since the workers are unionized, there are few market inefficiencies-even thought the players tend to be underpaid- from a purely economic point of view, not a "holy crap, he makes that much?" point of view. Remember that these players have a window of 10-15 years to make all the money in their life. Take a time value of money economics class and realize that some of the contracts are not as large as you think they are. There are other inefficiencies, like someone like A-Rod or Santana really only can work for a few employers (Mets, Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers, maybe Cubs), giving the few employers the power, not the player. Look how A-Rod came crawling back to the Yankees, and despite the large contract, look how few options Santana actually had. This leads to players strikes every so many years, and that is ok too, I'll take a strike every decade or two rather than government price controls. MLB is a monopoly. There are no other professional baseball leagues in the USA. Combined with a handful of other sports (NFL, NBA, NHL) the MLB is also part of a professional sports oligopoly. This means that we have to hold baseball to a higher standard then say the corner grocery store. Baseball is expected to enforce the law of the United States and Canada and HGH and Steroids are illegal. Baseball is doing a bad job at policing itself, it lacked a drug policy until recently. Without a drug policy, then the government must step in. For example, if you were a drug dealer at a Wall Street firm, and your company had no policy to deal with your drug dealing and your customer's usage, the government would step in and arrest those who are involved. This is not that much different. Allegations are showing up that the league turned a blind eye on it all that was happening. MLB was not policing itself. Even the Mitchell Report has many questions as to its fairness. This my fellow sports fans is a clear case of an market inefficiency. A market inefficiency by a monopolist no less. Where else does the consumer go for remedy? The government. I don't like that is has come to this, but it has. If it takes the government to clean up baseball, then so be it. For its credit, the Government does not want to police baseball, but has simply held hearings. That is a warning shot. The next step will be to institute legislation. Baseball better get its act together before it comes down to that. It has been suggested that the commissioner needs to be investigated. I don't agree. I think he should be fired. Posted by Steve in Cairo, Egypt.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Mets Start Arriving to Camp and Put Last Year Behind Them
Pitchers and Catchers have arrived and position players show up to Spring Training next week. Jose Reyes arrived in camp 4 days early and said that he is ready to win. Reyes took responsibility for batting .205 in the stretch in September and not being on base to mount rallies. But then he moved to 2008: "We have to do it this year. That's it!" he said. Willie had a press conference and addressed the issue. "I didn't really start feeling like myself until probably holiday time," manager Willie Randolph said. "We were one of the best teams in the National League, or probably the best team in the National League last year, until we went into a funk." In other news, Orlando Hernandez expressed his desire to start and not be in the bullpen. It looks like he will leave camp the 5th starter, but anyone who thinks he can deliver 175 innings is out of their mind. He will probably deliver 100 max and you will see Mike Pelfrey start in AAA and make spot starts as well as fill in whenever Hernandez or Pedro Martinez goes on the DL. Expect Pelfrey to see at least 15 starts this year and be a regular started in CitiField. Posted by Steve in New York
Friday, February 15, 2008
Steroids Ruin Valentine's Day
PermaGuest Outlaw Jack mentioned a rumor about President Bush pardoning Roger Clemens. Steve replied that it originated from McNamee's lawyer. This misinformation is part of this "trial by media" which Jack, many others, and I dislike. This is one of the many problems with this entire Clemens' Congressional Circus. More disturbing than Clemens' guilt or innocence is the way that the many procedural and structural issues that I wrote about yesterday. I am sad for everyone who was there and sadder for our country. I'll take a good old fashioned "trial by jury" than "trial by media" anyday.
Gotta get back to doing taxes. Ugh!
Posted by a depressed Tank in NY.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Clemens' Congressional Circus
I really hoped to sit down Wednesday and do my taxes. I really lost a day of my life and want a huge tax refund as I felt my tax money wasted by our elected representatives.
It was painful watching Roger Clemens, Brain McNamee, Charlie Scheeler (Senator Mitchell's representative), and our elected representatives. I can live with a innocent or guilty Roger Clemens. What I disliked was the trying of this case in the media prior to yesterday's testimony. What ever happened to "innocent until proven guilty?" Everyone deserves their day in court, even one as unusual as a non-traditional courtroom like Congress.
I started taking notes for a post but felt like I was scoring a boxing match. I had hoped to save the boxing report for the Klitschko-Ibragimov fight next Saturday night at the Garden. Here's how I scored it:
Hurt Clemens: (1) Andy Pettitte's and Chuck Knoblauch's testimony. When your best friend goes against you, it's hard to survive it. Pettitte even testified that his Dad gave him the HGH. (2) Contacting his nanny. This doesn't look good as potential tampering of a witness. Helped Clemens: (1) Brian McNamee has much less credibility than Clemens. Where do I start? Congressman Waxman said that "Mr. McNamee has twice failed to tell government investigators the truth."
(A) In the decade since the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal in 1998-1999, we have gone from trying to figure out the meaning of "'is' is" to "It is what it is." If you figure out the new meaning of "is", please feel free to comment in our blog. Many thanks to Steve to troubleshooting the dasBlog issue last week.
(B) His medical credentials: I have heard of correspondence degrees. But PhDs to a university that has no building? Come on. Maybe Congressman Issa was right when he said that PhD stands for Piled Higher Deeper.
(C) Holding onto syringes is the ultimate "get out of jail card." As Congressman Soulder pointed out, what is on them? Are they admissible? (Suggestion: Let's get some conclusive results on these syringes before admitting them as evidence.)
(D) Jose Cancesco's barbecue/"luncheon": Clemens has Blue Jays radio announcer and Roger's golf receipt hurt McNamee's claim that Clemens was at Jose Canseco's house.
(2) Why didn't Senator Mitchell's staff contact Roger Clemens? David Justice went through the same thing on Michael Kay's ESPN 1050 Radio show the day after the Mitchell Report came out. The Players Union did a bad job of representing the players and Clemens paid the price. Andy didn't find out that he was going to be in the Mitchell Report until five or six days before its release. (3) Abscess on Roger's behind: The trainers didn't find it but McNamee did. I can't address this further, more than I want to know. TMI.
(4) The LA Times was wrong with Jason Grimsley's testimony and had to issue an apology last year. Will Senator Mitchell have to issue one if McNamee's credibility continues to be brought into question?
Verdict: This is hard to say because of the following:
(1) This did NOT take place in a real courtroom.
(2) How admissible is the evidence? Not only physical but the "he said, he said" nature of the proceeds.
(3) Cross examinations: Roger's counsel tried to stand up for him but were NOT allowed to address the panel.
(4) Conflict of interest: As I have stated months ago, baseball is bereft with conflict. It starts with Commissioner Selig who transferred ownership of the Brewers to his daughter Wendy. He still maintains an office in the new Miller Park in Milwaukee. He is a fox guarding the chicken coop.
The next fox guarding the chicken coop is Senator Mitchell. As I mentioned months ago, Senator Mitchell has a conflict of interest as a Red Sox Director. How can Senator Mitchell be impartial?
Even Congressman Kanjorski who has known Senator Mitchell for over 25 years and wanted him to be a Presidential candidate had his doubts on other issues. I agree with Congressman Kanjorski that "We would have liked to talked to God." Me too.
(5) What does the House Government Oversight Committee have to do with any of this? Congressman Chris Shays was quoted in Wednesday's New York Post as saying "I feel we've gone beyond our mandate. Our mandate is not to decide the legacy of individual baseball players."
Where Do We Go From Here:
(1) I don't know. We are going into some unchartered territory.
If you can get an impartial jury, is Clemens guilty beyond a reasonable doubt? Will he be indicted?
In a weird way, this makes me look forward to a Barry Bonds trial because it will be a circus but in a more traditional legal framework. OK, I am trying to somehow comfort myself and it's not fully working. I will have to get a prescription for Prozac.
(2) Will this really clean up steroids amongst kids? Probably NOT because there are NO enforcement exercises. This is an exercise in futility and another waste of our tax dollars.
(3) Does this better Commissioner Selig's legacy or worse it as he closed the barn door AFTER the horse got out? MLB owners should NOT have extended Commissioner Selig's contract this year. MLB owners should NOT have extended Commissioner Selig's contract this year. Get a truly independent commissioner.
(4) Baseball better clean up or they will have to deal with the Congressional Circus on a regular basis. Just ask anyone affected by Sarbanes-Oxley what government overregulation can do to destroy your industry.
Posted by a disappointed Tank in NY.
P.S. The Senate isn't going to let the House have all the fun. Watch for Spygate hearings in the near future. More wasted tax dollars. I better go back and finish my taxes before the Congress wastes my refund.
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Who is lying: Andy Pettitte or Roger Clemens?
According to the AP: Roger Clemens told Yankees teammate Andy Pettitte almost 10 years ago that the Rocket used human growth hormone, Pettitte said in a sworn affidavit to the US Congress. Pettitte also testified that a few years ago he asked Roger what to say when asked about HGH and Clemens replied that Pettitte misunderstood the previous exchange in 1999 or 2000 and that, in fact, Clemens had been talking about HGH use by his wife in the original conversation. So Pettitte came clean. Pettitte exposes Clemens as a liar and a cover-up artist. McNamee made accusations about both Pettitte and Clemens and team Clemens has went on a smear campaign, saying that McNamee will do anything to discredit the Rocket. Is best friend Pettitte next in the smear campaign? Pettitte has implicated himself, and validated McNamee, in his testimony. Pettitte has everything to lose, nothing to gain, and absolutely no reason to lie about Roger Clemens. I believe Andy Pettitte. Roger Clemens better come clean soon. He testifies in front of Congress today at 9:30 AM EST. If he tells the truth, maybe we can forgive him. But there better be some answers in that testimony. Posted by Steve in New York
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